
He once caused a traffic jam on a rural country road (they wanted an autograph).

"He once put a hundred year old disposable razor company go out of business just by showing up at their flagship store."

"His venture capital firm donates 25% of all its revenues to support facial hair growth awareness."

"He once did a skydive just so that he could comb his beard in mid-air."

"His beard is so lethal, he once disarmed a samurai with it."